Where you from?

There is literally nothing I can add here. I'm honestly a little disturbed at how confident this person is in their craziness.

International Incident

The Olympics are underway in the town of Sochi,Russia and most of the planet is pretty excited to see their respective countries go out there and assert athletic superiority. This ranges from Canada and the United States fighting it out for hockey supremacy to the Dutch continuing their dominance of the sport of speed skating. With so much riding on these games, everyone is keeping a close eye on the overall medal count. Of course, the ABC station in Detroit should have kept a better eye on their graphics because I'm fairly sure that Canada didn't change it's flag recently.

Get Away!

I wish everybody n my life will get the fuck on out my life every fuckin body.... tied of everybody n everythin... Translation: While I appreciate your concern for me, I would like a bit of space. Seriously though, like my status!

I ain't playin'!!!

"One thing fosho Is I would never get playd like a lame rft ask aboud me bitch!!!!!!!!!!! Cause u must not know me" Translation: I am not the one to be trifled with, sir. I assume that you have not heard the news of my reputation which may in fact be legendary within this geographical area.

Some type of way

"Im feeling myself n all types of ways.... Can't sleep sexually fucked up at the moment"

Translation: I'm horny and it's causing insomnia. It would probably be helpful to masturbate. Watch the translation in video form below.

Sports fandumb

The 1995-96 Chicago Bulls did, in fact, win the NBA championship in rather convincing fashion.