Some type of way

"Im feeling myself n all types of ways.... Can't sleep sexually fucked up at the moment"

Translation: I'm horny and it's causing insomnia. It would probably be helpful to masturbate. Watch the translation in video form below.

Cialis? Viagra?

"Tell me why im over here fuckin an every time i get hard an fuck her for a liddle bit of time i instaly go back solf what the fuck that post to me is there sumthing wrong with me i mean dam tf"

Translation: Do explain why my penis becomes flaccid during intercourse, shortly after starting. Is there something wrong with me? The fuck?