"Bitchz be black az fuck with red hair looking like a low battery"
Translation: Women with a dark complexion and red hair look like low battery warnings.
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Sunday, January 26, 2014
Social Networking Sites and Child Neglect
"Bitches
b having whole kids to tend to but seem to want to argue on social
sites BITCH KILL YO SELF U HEAR THEM KIDS IN THERE CRYING""
Plenty women spend disproportionately more time arguing social networking sites than tending to their kids. Our poster suggests that such women should kill themselves, noting their apparent neglect.
Plenty women spend disproportionately more time arguing social networking sites than tending to their kids. Our poster suggests that such women should kill themselves, noting their apparent neglect.
Thirsty
"Alright
so I see alot of you bitches& niggas are confused about how this
thirsty shit is supposed to work, so let me help y'all. If he or she is
constantly liking& commenting on every picture you post,or steady
hitting you up in yo inbox even though you ain't responding,THATS
THIRSTY,but if he/she like a pic here& there,comment every blue
moon, & hit ya inbox with a hey,hello, how you doing, or
complimenting you on yo attributes, THATS JUST SOMEBODY TRYNA BE
POLITE& LET YOU NO THAT THEY ACKNOWLEDGE YOU. So take the
compliment,say thank you& be thankful,kuz alot of y'all couldn't get
a head nod a couple years ago, let alone a kind gesture, so appreciate
the attention & thank God you getting it"
Our observer posits that plenty of folk, male and female, are confused about the proper designation of the term "thirsty" to an individual. He astutely contrasts the activities by which his target audience mistakenly conflates. To those who take it upon themselves to "like" each post that their unresponsive beloved posts and unwaveringly fill inboxes, our observer counts them among the thirsty. If, however, such a person occasionally does the aforementioned activities, then that person is not to be counted among those of thirst. Our observer capitalizes an entire sentence to put greater emphasis on the possibility that perhaps this person is just being polite; following this, he insists that the receiving party of such potential politeness give thanks and be thankful, for suggestion that plenty of those receiving previously were not receiving such favor.
Ok. Simply put. Not everyone that compliments you is trying to bed you. Learn to distinguish and appreciate a fair gesture of politeness.
Our observer posits that plenty of folk, male and female, are confused about the proper designation of the term "thirsty" to an individual. He astutely contrasts the activities by which his target audience mistakenly conflates. To those who take it upon themselves to "like" each post that their unresponsive beloved posts and unwaveringly fill inboxes, our observer counts them among the thirsty. If, however, such a person occasionally does the aforementioned activities, then that person is not to be counted among those of thirst. Our observer capitalizes an entire sentence to put greater emphasis on the possibility that perhaps this person is just being polite; following this, he insists that the receiving party of such potential politeness give thanks and be thankful, for suggestion that plenty of those receiving previously were not receiving such favor.
Ok. Simply put. Not everyone that compliments you is trying to bed you. Learn to distinguish and appreciate a fair gesture of politeness.
Pajamas
"Bitch if you outside in yo pajamas then you automatically a dirty hoe""
This gentlemen merely suggests that one who is located outside of their place of residence wearing their pajamas is, by default, one who not only sleeps around, but is dirty. Reading in between the lines may suggest that by "dirty" this fellow may give reference to sexually transmitted diseases.
This gentlemen merely suggests that one who is located outside of their place of residence wearing their pajamas is, by default, one who not only sleeps around, but is dirty. Reading in between the lines may suggest that by "dirty" this fellow may give reference to sexually transmitted diseases.
Oh, it's on!
"A anybody see this hoe ass bitck smack the fuck out of this hoe bitch I will come to job quit playing with me ugly ass hoe u and that bitch angle can get it Cs u look like some shit my dogs wouldn't even play with girl get a life"
This one is pretty easy to explain once you really look at it.
The spelling is just kinda mind boggling. Luckily for me, you and everyone involved, this can be summed up through rap music. This will be the first of many times that this tactic will be used on this site.
The spelling is just kinda mind boggling. Luckily for me, you and everyone involved, this can be summed up through rap music. This will be the first of many times that this tactic will be used on this site.
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