"Shit like this don't make sense to me son ! Like who is she ? Why she look that good for son"
Translation: I don't understand why she looks that good.
Tuesday, January 28, 2014
Continuous
"I be ready to slap someone if they itunes aint on continuous. Shit be gettin me hottttttt boy idek why lol"
Translation: I'm inclined to assault folks if their i-tunes playlist is not set to continuous play. I'm not sure why their preference angers me.
Translation: I'm inclined to assault folks if their i-tunes playlist is not set to continuous play. I'm not sure why their preference angers me.
Dollars and Sense
"If dont make dollars it really doesnt make sense."
Translation: If it's not profitable, there's no sense in pursuing it.
Translation: If it's not profitable, there's no sense in pursuing it.
A matter of volume
"I don't care how fat ya ass...... Ok I'm lying."
Translation: I care about how large your posterior is.
The ticket
"Small perky boobs stay winning in my book."
Translation: Without fail, I love small and perky breasts.
Sumchin
"How you tell me not to do Sumchin but yet yoo ass doing it, ppl don't make sense to me."
Translation: You're being a hypocrite. I cannot understand such people.
Two and two
"I got a couple THOTS as friends and a couple RACIST I need to get my shit together"
Translation: I have a couple of promiscuous and racist people that I consider friends. I need to fix this.
Self Esteem GPS
"Where them ugly girls with the low self esteem at?? I'm trynna cuff"
Translation: Where are the ugly girls that have low self-esteem? I'm trying to have sex with at least one of them and or obtain a relationship.
Sunday, January 26, 2014
A game of children
"Ayee girl can I delete yo saved file and start a new one ? By this I mean can I delete yo kids and we can make new ones?"
Translation: Hello, female. Can I get rid of your current kids and build a family, starting from us?
Translation: Hello, female. Can I get rid of your current kids and build a family, starting from us?
A case of "Their"
"it's sad my child won't know who there dad is"
Translation: It is said that my child will not know his or her father.
Translation: It is said that my child will not know his or her father.
Cialis? Viagra?
"Tell
me why im over here fuckin an every time i get hard an fuck her for a
liddle bit of time i instaly go back solf what the fuck that post to me
is there sumthing wrong with me i mean dam tf"
Translation: Do explain why my penis becomes flaccid during intercourse, shortly after starting. Is there something wrong with me? The fuck?
Translation: Do explain why my penis becomes flaccid during intercourse, shortly after starting. Is there something wrong with me? The fuck?
Special Order
"DONT PASS THE BLUNT TO ME iF iTS NOT DiPPED iN THE PUSSY."
Translation: Dip the blunt in the specifically referenced vagina before passing it to me.
Translation: Dip the blunt in the specifically referenced vagina before passing it to me.
True Colors
"THIS
NIGGA TOLD ME "DONT FORGET WHERE YOU CAME FROM".LAST TIME I CHECK ----- ALWAYS HAD AND ----- NEVER WANT FOR NOTHING.MY MOTHER AND
FATHER MADE SURE I HAD AND I MAKE SURE MY SON HAVE.NOW I KNOW WHERE WE
STAND AND ONCE YOU ACROSS THAT LINE, THERE NO TURN AROUND.NEVER KNOW WHO
YOU HAVE IN YOUR CIRCLE UNTILE THEY SHOW THEY TURE COLOR.ME, ------
AND -----."
Note: The names have been crossed out for anonymity.
Translation: This person told me to never forget your place of origin. As I can last recall, I have not ever lacked, and I have made sure of the same circumstance for my son. I now know the relationship between I and the person who addressed me. He crossed the Rubicon. You never know who you have among you until they display their true colors.
Note: The names have been crossed out for anonymity.
Translation: This person told me to never forget your place of origin. As I can last recall, I have not ever lacked, and I have made sure of the same circumstance for my son. I now know the relationship between I and the person who addressed me. He crossed the Rubicon. You never know who you have among you until they display their true colors.
Oh, Mickey
"Way go mickey n picture of u cool n where u been hiding from me I though I lost u keep in remind u r then kkk"
Translation: Way to go Mickey! That picture of you is cool. Where have you been? I thought that I had lost you. Keep reminding me that you ok then. Ok.
This still makes my head hurt a bit.
Translation: Way to go Mickey! That picture of you is cool. Where have you been? I thought that I had lost you. Keep reminding me that you ok then. Ok.
This still makes my head hurt a bit.
No to the Ragged
"I
do not waist time on no raggedy ass bitch. If u tryin to fight or see
me im not about to meet up with u or catch a case behind no bitch. Just
run up if u c me and u think u fukin bad. Im not about to play FB
banging, text bangin none of that bullshit. U wanta c me then u make the
move cus after u put your hands on me I have the ok to beat the breaks
off yo ass bitch! Im smart never a dummy and I do not waist my energy or
time on hoe trifflin bitches!!"
Translation: I do not waste time on raggedy ass people. If you're trying to have an altercation with me, in which we co-initiate such an altercation, you're mistaken since I am not trying to get in trouble in the law on your account. Just try to come up to me if you do in fact see me, provided that you feel confident; I shall not endeavor to deal with facebook or text-based harassment. I want you to make the move so that I can legally rough you up. I'm intelligent and choose to be efficient when dealing with uncouth people.
Translation: I do not waste time on raggedy ass people. If you're trying to have an altercation with me, in which we co-initiate such an altercation, you're mistaken since I am not trying to get in trouble in the law on your account. Just try to come up to me if you do in fact see me, provided that you feel confident; I shall not endeavor to deal with facebook or text-based harassment. I want you to make the move so that I can legally rough you up. I'm intelligent and choose to be efficient when dealing with uncouth people.
Anger undesired
"I hate when I ask questions and piss myself off cause that was not the answer I wanted."
Translation: I hate when I anger myself by getting unwanted answers to my questions.
Translation: I hate when I anger myself by getting unwanted answers to my questions.
Alert
"ILL NIGGA ALERT ILL NIGGA ALERT,...2 chainz be knowin sometimes fam"
Translation: Cool person alert! (2x)...The rapper known as 2 chains is often wise.
Translation: Cool person alert! (2x)...The rapper known as 2 chains is often wise.
Low Battery
"Bitchz be black az fuck with red hair looking like a low battery"
Translation: Women with a dark complexion and red hair look like low battery warnings.
Translation: Women with a dark complexion and red hair look like low battery warnings.
Standards
""lmao
fuk dat bitch ass nothing ass nigka on my sick mother dat nigka
lying!!!! we jus had dis talk!!! but gudk lookn wen yuhh see or talk to
him... tell dat nigka hes a hoe ass bum ass nothing ass nigka keep me
out yuhh n his beef!!!! tell him he will never ever be gudk enuff for
him""
Translation: Disregard that person who has no value. We just had spoken about the particular issue that I express heated sentiments about. When you see that person, tell him that he is a whorish loser and to keep you out of this disputation. Tell him that that this particular person in whom he has expressed interest will not meet his standards.
Translation: Disregard that person who has no value. We just had spoken about the particular issue that I express heated sentiments about. When you see that person, tell him that he is a whorish loser and to keep you out of this disputation. Tell him that that this particular person in whom he has expressed interest will not meet his standards.
Quite a while
"Damn aint been on n sum time if u get money lik dis ststus""
Translation: I haven't been on in a while. Like this status if you get money. It is presumed that this is a facebook post.
Translation: I haven't been on in a while. Like this status if you get money. It is presumed that this is a facebook post.
Real Bread Real Talk
""I need a female dat i kan get bread wit ...nigga stay wrkn hard n i dnt mean hustleN ...dat real bread"
Our poster desires a woman that he can make money with. He works hard enough to a degree to distinguish it from small-time work.
Our poster desires a woman that he can make money with. He works hard enough to a degree to distinguish it from small-time work.
Social Networking Sites and Child Neglect
"Bitches
b having whole kids to tend to but seem to want to argue on social
sites BITCH KILL YO SELF U HEAR THEM KIDS IN THERE CRYING""
Plenty women spend disproportionately more time arguing social networking sites than tending to their kids. Our poster suggests that such women should kill themselves, noting their apparent neglect.
Plenty women spend disproportionately more time arguing social networking sites than tending to their kids. Our poster suggests that such women should kill themselves, noting their apparent neglect.
Thirsty
"Alright
so I see alot of you bitches& niggas are confused about how this
thirsty shit is supposed to work, so let me help y'all. If he or she is
constantly liking& commenting on every picture you post,or steady
hitting you up in yo inbox even though you ain't responding,THATS
THIRSTY,but if he/she like a pic here& there,comment every blue
moon, & hit ya inbox with a hey,hello, how you doing, or
complimenting you on yo attributes, THATS JUST SOMEBODY TRYNA BE
POLITE& LET YOU NO THAT THEY ACKNOWLEDGE YOU. So take the
compliment,say thank you& be thankful,kuz alot of y'all couldn't get
a head nod a couple years ago, let alone a kind gesture, so appreciate
the attention & thank God you getting it"
Our observer posits that plenty of folk, male and female, are confused about the proper designation of the term "thirsty" to an individual. He astutely contrasts the activities by which his target audience mistakenly conflates. To those who take it upon themselves to "like" each post that their unresponsive beloved posts and unwaveringly fill inboxes, our observer counts them among the thirsty. If, however, such a person occasionally does the aforementioned activities, then that person is not to be counted among those of thirst. Our observer capitalizes an entire sentence to put greater emphasis on the possibility that perhaps this person is just being polite; following this, he insists that the receiving party of such potential politeness give thanks and be thankful, for suggestion that plenty of those receiving previously were not receiving such favor.
Ok. Simply put. Not everyone that compliments you is trying to bed you. Learn to distinguish and appreciate a fair gesture of politeness.
Our observer posits that plenty of folk, male and female, are confused about the proper designation of the term "thirsty" to an individual. He astutely contrasts the activities by which his target audience mistakenly conflates. To those who take it upon themselves to "like" each post that their unresponsive beloved posts and unwaveringly fill inboxes, our observer counts them among the thirsty. If, however, such a person occasionally does the aforementioned activities, then that person is not to be counted among those of thirst. Our observer capitalizes an entire sentence to put greater emphasis on the possibility that perhaps this person is just being polite; following this, he insists that the receiving party of such potential politeness give thanks and be thankful, for suggestion that plenty of those receiving previously were not receiving such favor.
Ok. Simply put. Not everyone that compliments you is trying to bed you. Learn to distinguish and appreciate a fair gesture of politeness.
On that fruity pebble
"I'm bout to Blow the bang some fruity pebbles"
Another pretty easy one. This person just wants to take a smoke break, relax and enjoy part of a complete breakfast.
Another pretty easy one. This person just wants to take a smoke break, relax and enjoy part of a complete breakfast.
Pajamas
"Bitch if you outside in yo pajamas then you automatically a dirty hoe""
This gentlemen merely suggests that one who is located outside of their place of residence wearing their pajamas is, by default, one who not only sleeps around, but is dirty. Reading in between the lines may suggest that by "dirty" this fellow may give reference to sexually transmitted diseases.
This gentlemen merely suggests that one who is located outside of their place of residence wearing their pajamas is, by default, one who not only sleeps around, but is dirty. Reading in between the lines may suggest that by "dirty" this fellow may give reference to sexually transmitted diseases.
Oh, it's on!
"A anybody see this hoe ass bitck smack the fuck out of this hoe bitch I will come to job quit playing with me ugly ass hoe u and that bitch angle can get it Cs u look like some shit my dogs wouldn't even play with girl get a life"
This one is pretty easy to explain once you really look at it.
The spelling is just kinda mind boggling. Luckily for me, you and everyone involved, this can be summed up through rap music. This will be the first of many times that this tactic will be used on this site.
The spelling is just kinda mind boggling. Luckily for me, you and everyone involved, this can be summed up through rap music. This will be the first of many times that this tactic will be used on this site.
A fine night out
"Man a i went 2 ice nite club n man i was disrespectful n i knw that bt she call me a bitch first n got n2 it wit ppl bt shit i didnt think i was wrong n what i had 2 do when i woke up this morning clean up like i said wtf man fuck it whatever"
This one is actually fairly easy to translate. It really comes down to a man deciding to go out for an evening of drinks, debauchery and fun but the whole thing went awry when a hateful wench decided to throw some salt in his game. This of course led to a verbal confrontation between the two which then turned in to a physical confrontation between him and another gentleman at the establishment. After taking some time to sleep off his hangover, think and get himself cleaned up he has moved on and now wants to have a productive day.
This one is actually fairly easy to translate. It really comes down to a man deciding to go out for an evening of drinks, debauchery and fun but the whole thing went awry when a hateful wench decided to throw some salt in his game. This of course led to a verbal confrontation between the two which then turned in to a physical confrontation between him and another gentleman at the establishment. After taking some time to sleep off his hangover, think and get himself cleaned up he has moved on and now wants to have a productive day.
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